HUKM Dijajah 6 Pelajar Radikal KMB!!!

HUKM....... tggu lagi 7 thn...

Setelah 3 bulan melakukan pelbagai preparation mental, physical & peralatan, maka pada 16 & 17 Disember 2008, 6 org militant dari Kumpulan Militia Banting (KMB) telah menceroboh dan menjajah Hospital Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia (HUKM) di Cheras, KL.....

Bunyi mcm berita dr media2 barat kn??? heheheh...

Actually, saya & kwn2 saya(Buapak, Syauqan, Syafiq, Syazwan & Pudin) tlh buat personal CAS di HUKM slama 2 hri, bukan untuk meng"invade" HUKM. Sebaliknya, kami mengadakan aktiviti khidmat masyarakat disamping menimba ilmu berkaitan perubatan. Kata org 'x knl maka x cinta'. (Kata Cikgu Subaidah plak 'dah knal rase menyampah').

kami ber6 berada di HUKM selama 2 hari. Mcm2 aktiviti yg kami lakukan di hospital yg besar ini. (HUKM merupakan antara hospital terbesar di Malaysia dan mempunyai 800 katil). 1st day, kami di "assigned" ke wad-wad. Sy n Syafiq di"assigned" ke wad pediatric. Buapak n Pudin plak di"assigned" ke wad surgeri manakale Syauqan n Syazwan plak ke Wad Medical.. kami dikehendaki utk observekeje2 dokter n tlg diorg sikit2... (I must admit dat the 1st day was a little bit boring.....)

Tapi, 2nd day memang best.. Mula2 sy & syafiq bertkr wad dgn wad Buapak & Pudin. manakale Syauqan & Syazwan di "assigned ke wad yg lain(sy dh lupa ape name wad tu...). kami berada di wad tu sekejap je (sampai 10.30 pagi je..) sbb nak tour ke Jabatan Perkhidmatan Pemulihan Perubatan(JPPP).

Di JPPP kami dismbt oleh Ketua Jabatannya, Cik Katijah a.k.a Mamiti ku yg sntiasa sibuk.. Kt jabatan nih ade 5 unit, tapi kami hanye smpt pegi ke 3 unit saje.. mula2 kami dibawa ke Unit Occupational Therapy. Pas2 kita org pegi ke unit Fisioterapy (tmpt plg best kt HUKM). Kami dilayan oleh Ketua Unit nye, Pn. Jun yg mmg peramah dan suka bergurau. Unit ni mmg dilengkapi dgn state of de art equipments cthnye mesin hydology yg hanye ade 3 buah je kt m'sia ni.. mesin ni blh control temperature n flow of water. ( so don't ever underestimate unit Fisioterapi: kata2 mamiti). Pas2, kami continue tour kami ke Unit Prostetic & Ortotic, tmpt di mana angota2 palsu dibuat. Kakitangan yg ade kt sini mmg semuanya pakar2 dlm bdg msg2..

Yg plg lawaknye mase pegi JPPP, Pudin pggl mamiti "KAK" !! Sakit perut gelak.HAHAHAHA!!!

Pn Jun mnrgkn ttg fungsi peralatn yg blh mmbtlkan cara "robot" berjalan.

Sblh ptg nye pula kami pegi ke Jabatan Forensic dimana kami di"brief" ttg prnn jabatan tu oleh pegawai sains nye yg mmg dh biase ngan mayat. utk pengetahuan pembaca bilik mayat di HUKM mempunyai 30 peti mayat.. Akhir sekali kami dibawa ke lab patologi HUKM. "Pergh.. cggh gile lab nih!!" itulah 1st impression kami bila msk dlm lab tu..

Lab Patologi HUKM

Maka berakhirlah personal CAS kami di HUKM. Setinggi-tinggi penghargaan kpd semua kakitangan HUKM yg membantu kami menjayakan program ini. Jabatan ape tuh?? Insya Allah di sinilah tmpt saya keje nnti..

Mesin Hydrology yg ttp cggh walaupun berusia 10 thn..

Ridzuan: Salah seorg peaskit di wad pediatric. menghidap acute lung disease, baby ni merupakan anak yatim dr Rumah Anak Yatim Tengku Badriah, Cheras.

Name same!!!

Sblm ni ana x prnh jumpa org lain yg name sama ngan ana...
tapi bila dh masuk KMB ni, ana jumpa 2 org lagi yg bernama LUTFI. Sorang nama Ahmad Lutfi Mohamad and sorang lagi namenye Lutfi Na'em.

Ana mula2 knal Lutfi Mohamad tu mase time orientasi... dia yang mula2 tanya nama ana...
"Name ko sape ha???" dia mnegur ana. Ana pn jwb la nama ana... Dia dgn muka yg plk pn kate, "ape sal la name ko ni same ngan name aku....???"

Can u spot da differences??? of course u can!! heheheh

Hidup kt KMB

Wah2...dh lama rupanye aku tak tls... almaklumlah hidup kat KMB ni sibuk.. byk kerje yg nak disiapkan.. tapi xpe, sbb semua tu akan membuatakan kita lebih kuat dan berdaya saing (cakap mcm PM je...)

Aku mula mendaftar kat KMB ni pada 24 Jun 2008. Selama dua bulan berada di KMB, byk yg aku dh blaja.. first, aku dpt peluang bergaul dengan best student dari seluruh negara. Best student MRSM langkawi la.. top 20 malaysia la... malah Rabiatul adawiyah yg pernah jadi best student malaysia mase PMR dulu pun jadi classmate aku.. diorang semua memang hebat2 blaka. So
aku jadi motivated utk jadi mcm diorang lps bergaul dgn diorang.. Aku rase diriku ni jadi kecik kat KMB ni.. sbb mmg ramai bdk yg hbt kat KMB. betullah peribahasa cina: setiap gunung tu ade gunung yang lebih tinggi..

Doakan kejayaanku di KMB...

Classmate aku yg baru.. (panjang, syafiq n buapak)

Bilik aku..(kemas mase nak amek gambar je...)dengan best student malaysia PMR.

Secret Of David Beckham's Free Kick

When David Beckham takes free kick, he kicks the right hand side of the ball. The ball spins anti-clockwise and curls to the left as it travels. Given that the air will be travelling over the right hand side of the ball faster than the left, why doesn’t the ball curve to the right due to the lower pressure produced?

Because the ball is spinning on itself, the air on one side of the ball is moving past it faster than the other side. Let us assume that we are looking at the ball from above it as it flies through the air. The ball spins anticlockwise, so relative to the ball, its right hand side (RHS) is moving towards the front of the ball, while its left hand side (LHS) is moving towards the back of the ball. This actually means that the air flow on the RHS is slowed down at the surface of the ball, due to friction.

On the other hand, the air flow on the LHS is speeded up. This is the source of the force. The every same principle that allows planes to fly (Bernoulli’s Principle). When air moves slightly faster, the space between molecules is very slightly increased; this means a decrease in the pressure at that point. A decrease in pressure is equivalent to a sucking force.

Similarly, when the air is slowed down on the RHS, an increase in pressure results in a pushing force. Overall, the ball will start to swerve towards the LHS. If you kick the ball with the inside of the left foot, the ball spins clockwise, and the ball this time swerves to the RHS. If you increase the spin of the ball, the force will increase.

Why Don't Woodpecker Get Headache??

Woodpecker have fluid surrounding their brains. They also have very large skulls and comparatively small brains, meaning their brain tissue doesn't have much momentum (momentum=mass multiply velocity) on impact - unlike, say, a human boxer. They also have shock absorbers in the beak and skull.
Dinopium benghalense(woodpecker)

Can You Use A Yoyo in Zero Gravity?

Not properly. Gravity reliant tricks such as 'walking dog' would be tricky, and 'cat's cradle' would be impossible, but you could make the yoyo leave and return to your hand by flickering your wrist. What would be bizarre would be the fact that the yoyo could go up and down the string in anhy direction. It would move quite slowly, and whether it would spin is debatable. If it didn't, getting it to roll back up again would be tricky due to lack of tension in the string.

Is It True That The UK Is Tilted Towards The South East

Yes. The south east of the country is slowly sinking into the sea while the north west of Scotland is slowly rising, becauseof a process called isostatic compensation, whereby something that has been covered by a heavy weight bounces back when that weight is removed. Scotland used to be covered by ice during the last ice age.

Cara- Cara Menghindarkan & Menghilangkan Hiccups (Sedu)

Semua orang mesti pernah mengalaminya. Saya ada terbaca tentang cara-cara menghindarkan dan mengatasi hiccups ni. Berikut merupakan cara-cara tersebut:

1. Telan 1 tablespoon gula kering. Menurut buku tersebut, gulu yg kita telan itu bertindak dalam mulut kita dan memodify isyarat saraf (nervous impulses) yang akan mengarahkan otot Diagphragm untuk mengendur dan mengecut secara normal.
2. Tahan nafas, hembus secara perlahan.
   
3. Seorang doktor dr. University Of Virginia berkata,"I cure my hiccups by filling a glass of water, bending over forward, and drinking the water upside down." Cara doktor ni 85% berkesan.
4. Masa makan tak boleh bercakap.
5. Dalam buku tu ada juga ditulis: Hold your breath for as long as possible and swallow at the time you feel the hiccup sensation coming. Do that two or three times, then take a deep breath and repeat again. Cara ini dilakukan semasa sdg makan.
   

3rd Anniversary Of My Fateful Day

Today (25th May) marks the third anniversary of my fateful day, the day my friends and I involved in a bicycle crash which gave a big impact in my life.. I was admitted to hospital for 3 days because of the crash.

On that day, Aw, Tan, Muzz, and I went to do some research to complete our "FOLIO". However it ended with tragedy.

Only Aw and me suffered from cut and bruises. Muzzamil managed to avoid us while Tan was well ahead of us during that crash.

Interesting Facts About DNA

Recently, I've read a book about DNA. I found that there are many mind-boggling facts about DNA which contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living organisms and some viruses. So I think I should share these interesting facts with other people. Here are some wacky facts about DNA:

1. Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas.
2. Cells can contain 6-9 feet of DNA. The total length of DNA in a human body equals to 600 times the distance of the Earth and the Sun. (The distance of the Earth and the Sun=149,597,870 Km)
3. DNA in all humans is 99.9 percent identical. It is about one tenth of one percent that makes us all unique, or about 3 million nucleotides difference.
4. DNA can store 25 gigabytes of information per inch and is the most efficient storage system known to human. So, humans are better than computers!!
5. In an everage meal, you eat approximately 55,000,000 cells or between 63,000 to 93,000 miles of DNA.
6. Human DNA contains 3.1 billion nucleotides (A,T,C,G) base units; if each nucleotide represented a letter on an encyclopedia page, you could stack the pages 65 feet high!!

Allah's creations are great and uncomparable. Subhanallah!!

Hadis Rasulullah Mengenai Wanita

Wlaupun Hari Ibu dh lama lps, tapi blm trlmbt utk meraikannya. Ini merupakan himpunan 19 hadis Rasullullah S.A.W. mengenai wanita:

1. Doa perempuan lebih makbul daripada lelaki kerana sifat penyayangnya yang lebih kuat daripada lelaki. Ketika ditanya kepada Rasulullah s.a.w. akan hal tersebut, jawab Baginda s.a.w., "Ibu lebih penyayang daripada bapa dan doa orang yang penyayang tidak akan sia-sia".

2. Apabila seseorang perempuan mengandung janin dalam rahimnya, maka beristighfarlah para malaikat untuknya. Allah s.w.t. mencatatkan baginya setiap hari dengan 1,000 kebajikan dan menghapuskan darinya 1,000 kejahatan.

3. Apabila seseorang perempuan mulai sakit hendak bersalin, maka Allah s.w.t. mencatatkan baginya pahala orang yang berjihad pada jalan Allah s.w.t.

4. Apabila seseorang perempuan melahirkan anak, keluarlah dia dari dosa-dosa seperti keadaan ibunya melahirkannya.

5. Apabila telah lahir anak lalu disusui, maka bagi ibu itu setiap satu tegukan daripada susunya diberi satu kebajikan.

6. Apabila semalaman ibu tidak tidur dan memelihara anaknya yang sakit, maka Allah s.w.t. memberinya pahala seperti memerdekakan 70 hamba dengan ikhlas untuk membela agama Allah s.w.t.

7. Barangsiapa yang menggembirakan anak perempuannya, darjatnya seumpama orang yang sentiasa menangis kerana takutkan Allah s.w.t. dan orang yang takutkan Allah s.w.t., akan diharamkan api neraka ke atas tubuhnya.

8. Barangsiapa membawa hadiah, (barang makanan dari pasar ke rumah lalu diberikan kepada keluarganya, maka pahalanya seperti bersedekah). Hendaklah mendahulukan anak perempuan daripada anak lelaki. Maka barangsiapa yang menyukakan anak perempuan seolah-olah dia memerdekakan anak Nabi Ismail.

9. Tiap perempuan yang menolong suaminya dalam urusan agama, maka Allah s.w.t. memasukkan dia ke dalam syurga lebih dahulu daripada suaminya (10,000 tahun).

10. Perempuan apabila sembahyang lima waktu, puasa bulan Ramadhan, memelihara kehormatannya serta taat akan suaminya, masuklah dia dari pintu syurga mana sahaja yang dikehendaki.

11. Wanita yang solehah (baik) itu lebih baik daripada 1,000 lelaki yang soleh.

12. Aisyah berkata, "Aku bertanya kepada Rasulullah s.a.w, siapakah yang lebih besar haknya terhadap wanita? Jawab Rasulullah s.a.w., "Suaminya". "Siapa pula berhak terhadap lelaki?" Jawab Rasulullah s.a.w, "Ibunya".

13. Apabila memanggil akan engkau dua orang ibubapamu, maka jawablah panggilan ibumu dahulu.

14. Wanita yang taat akan suaminya, semua ikan-ikan di laut, burung di udara, malaikat di langit, matahari dan bulan semua beristighfar baginya selama mana dia taat kepada suaminya serta menjaga sembahyang dan puasanya.

15. Wanita yang taat berkhidmat kepada suaminya akan tertutup pintu-pintu neraka dan terbuka pintu-pintu syurga. Masuklah dari mana-mana pintu yang dia kehendaki dengan tidak dihisab.

16. Syurga itu di bawah tapak kaki ibu.

17. Wanita yang tinggal bersama anak-anaknya akan tinggal bersama aku (Nabi s.a.w) di dalam syurga.

18. Barangsiapa mempunyai tiga anak perempuan atau tiga saudara perempuan atau dua anak perempuan atau dua saudara perempuan lalu dia bersikap ihsan dalam pergaulan dengan mereka dan mendidik mereka dengan penuh rasa takwa serta bertanggungjawab, maka baginya syurga.

19. Daripada Aisyah r.a. "Barangsiapa yang diuji dengan sesuatu daripada anak-anak perempuan lalu dia berbuat baik kepada mereka, maka mereka akan menjadi penghalang baginya daripada api neraka."

Jalan-jalan Ke Terengganu

Bayu laut di pantai Terengganu sungguh menyegarkan. Bunyi ombak, pasir halus yang memutih sungguh mengasyikkan. Sesungguhnya, Malaysia merupakan sebuah negara yang bertuah kerana telah dikurniakan dengan keindahan alam semula jadi yang amat jarang boleh didapati di tempat2 lain di seluruh dunia. Alhamdulillah, Maha Suci Allah..

Go Cuti-Cuti Malaysia!! Malaysia Truly Asia!!!!

Punca Kepada Beberapa Kejadian "black out" Seluruh Negra

Sejak kebelakangan ini, negara kita sering digemparkan dengan byk kes "black out". Oleh hal yang demikian, Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB) telah diarahkan untuk menyiasat kes-kes ini. Setelah Beberapa bulan melakukan siasatan, akhirnya, mereka telah menemui punca sebenar kejadian yang telah mengakibatkan banyak business di lembah Klang rugi besar. Pihak TNB sangat terkejut dengan hasil siasatan mereka. Gambar ini merupakan gambar sebenar yang diambil di tempat punca "Black Out"....




Hehehehe.

DUN Pilihanraya Umum Ke 12

Dalam Pilihanraya yg lepas, terdapat beberapa Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) yang telah memenangi anugerah. Berikut disenaraikan DUN yang memenangi anugerah tersebut:

1. DUN yg paling sejuk, DUN Batu Berendam.
2. DUN yg paling tak de rasa, DUN Air Tawar
3. DUN yg paling panas, DUN Pedas
4. DUN yg paling miskin, DUN Sekupang
5. DUN yg paling muda, DUN Sri Muda
6. DUN yg paling lemah, DUN Batang Berjuntai
7. DUN yg paling basah, DUN Sg Besar
8. DUN yg kuat makan satay, DUN Kajang
9. DUN yg banyak hantu, DUN Pucong
10. DUN yg ada istana, DUN Kota Raja.
11. DUN yg banyak ikan, DUN Tg Sepat
12. DUN yg paling keras, DUN Batu Tiga
13. DUN paling pendalaman, DUN Hulu Klang
14. DUN banyak air, DUN Ampangan
15. DUN banyak pengganas, DUN Kuala Kubu
16. DUN paling takde kemajuan, DUN Gurun
17. DUN paling bahaya, DUN Baling
18. DUN banyak semut, DUN Kota Sarang Semut.
19. DUN paling pelik, DUN Sg Ada Burung.
20. DUN ada binatang, DUN Kijang
21. DUN paling wangi, DUN Pokok Sena
22. DUN paling tak cantik, DUN Batu Buruk
23. DUN paling garang, DUN Senggarang
24. DUN paling banyak berahsia, DUN Tell Anybody kehkehkeh..

Different Language

Root of problem: The chinese name - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Semuanya kerana salah faham!! hahaha..

Jokes!!

Untuk sesiapa yg tgh pening or tension psl study, cinta atau ape2 pun, relax & enjoy jokes ni. Ini adalah jokes yg dikirim oleh mak sedara saya...

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Hello!!

Hello Everyone!!
Akhirnya saya telah ada blog sendiri!!!