Punca Kepada Beberapa Kejadian "black out" Seluruh Negra

Sejak kebelakangan ini, negara kita sering digemparkan dengan byk kes "black out". Oleh hal yang demikian, Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB) telah diarahkan untuk menyiasat kes-kes ini. Setelah Beberapa bulan melakukan siasatan, akhirnya, mereka telah menemui punca sebenar kejadian yang telah mengakibatkan banyak business di lembah Klang rugi besar. Pihak TNB sangat terkejut dengan hasil siasatan mereka. Gambar ini merupakan gambar sebenar yang diambil di tempat punca "Black Out"....




Hehehehe.

DUN Pilihanraya Umum Ke 12

Dalam Pilihanraya yg lepas, terdapat beberapa Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) yang telah memenangi anugerah. Berikut disenaraikan DUN yang memenangi anugerah tersebut:

1. DUN yg paling sejuk, DUN Batu Berendam.
2. DUN yg paling tak de rasa, DUN Air Tawar
3. DUN yg paling panas, DUN Pedas
4. DUN yg paling miskin, DUN Sekupang
5. DUN yg paling muda, DUN Sri Muda
6. DUN yg paling lemah, DUN Batang Berjuntai
7. DUN yg paling basah, DUN Sg Besar
8. DUN yg kuat makan satay, DUN Kajang
9. DUN yg banyak hantu, DUN Pucong
10. DUN yg ada istana, DUN Kota Raja.
11. DUN yg banyak ikan, DUN Tg Sepat
12. DUN yg paling keras, DUN Batu Tiga
13. DUN paling pendalaman, DUN Hulu Klang
14. DUN banyak air, DUN Ampangan
15. DUN banyak pengganas, DUN Kuala Kubu
16. DUN paling takde kemajuan, DUN Gurun
17. DUN paling bahaya, DUN Baling
18. DUN banyak semut, DUN Kota Sarang Semut.
19. DUN paling pelik, DUN Sg Ada Burung.
20. DUN ada binatang, DUN Kijang
21. DUN paling wangi, DUN Pokok Sena
22. DUN paling tak cantik, DUN Batu Buruk
23. DUN paling garang, DUN Senggarang
24. DUN paling banyak berahsia, DUN Tell Anybody kehkehkeh..

Different Language

Root of problem: The chinese name - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about ?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Semuanya kerana salah faham!! hahaha..

Jokes!!

Untuk sesiapa yg tgh pening or tension psl study, cinta atau ape2 pun, relax & enjoy jokes ni. Ini adalah jokes yg dikirim oleh mak sedara saya...

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

Once A Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Hello!!

Hello Everyone!!
Akhirnya saya telah ada blog sendiri!!!